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Psychiatry, The New Nazi Regime

Mar. 19th, 2006 | 01:42 am
posted by: darkheave in stratotheorem

Well, if you've ever delt with a shrink, you should know by now what nutbats these guys are, and how they're stiffling the progression of society. They're always tell me shit like "tattoos are indicative of a psychopathology" blah blah blah. Basically, what they're telling me, is that everyone should be like them or they are hella fucked up. It's fucking obscene. Only Hilter or Mousolini would make a claim like that. Perhaps my shrink should shave her head and join the Herritage Front. "We are psychiatrists, we are the master race!" I forgot that we were supposed to be breeding banal children, in a tepid, flavourless culture. If any of these people listen to 70's rock I will kill them! Christ, without pathology nothing new would ever make waves, and we'd be stuck listening to the Beach Boys and drinking daquiris -- but only one, you have to drive home tonight!

Psychiatrists obviously have their shit together, I mean, afterall, I was not yet aware of how wrong fetishism is. I suppose I should sign myself up for some kind of therapy for that shit... but I'd rather like my tires clean. Then I'll hug and kiss some poisonous snakes (now that's that sarcasm.) Probably I willl find myself something cool to do with my time, like ass fucking donkeys and selling their semen as a protein supplement.

Have a nice day, lads!

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Holy Bat Shit, Batman

Mar. 19th, 2006 | 01:32 am
posted by: skrew in stratotheorem

Well, fuckwads, it's time to reap the benefit of my months of experience. Perhaps some of you will lie dead, perhaps I will finally get to hear that death rattle thing, perhaps jews willl loot your corpse. The only thing I really care about is that humans are dissonant in the realm of progression.

Everyone claims to want to progress, but I see very little being done about it. No one is willing to make the move forward to sunder the common notions that everything is fucking fine and dandy and not in need of change while simians are in power. Perhaps they should read something light, like a fucking place mat at Burger King.

I think advancement would be inherent in allowing our children to run rampant. Who cares if someone of them are injured or killed? If you're doing your job as a parent they should be fine, fuckass. Everyone should live by their own means. If crack addicts die, it's their own fucking fault.

Ok, so perhaps the kid thing was a little harsh, but still, in today's society you're not doing them much of a favour by mothering them. As the planet's population swells, it's not going to get much easier to keep children safe from the evils of pornography, cigarettes, and twinkies before bed time.

Really, I think we could all do with letting go of everything and see the masses fight for something -- anything, to give them purpose. Be responsible for your own actions. Stop blaming the internet and thanking Jesus. Don't let crime swell, by any means, just learn to regulate yourself rather than being subject to dictums.

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Robocop was a Sex Symbol

Mar. 8th, 2006 | 04:53 pm
posted by: endflesh in stratotheorem

Yeah, so the other gay I was at some fetish link site. It was pretty groovy -- even the stuff I wasn't into! Robot porn looks magnificent... some of those cyborg bitches were actually pretty sexy. I wish I could get it on with a cyborg (I trust we've all seen Nemesis: the Cry of Angels,} that would just KICK FUCKING ASS. I could also dig some fucking beer and metal nipples pressed against my chest. I'd also like some coffee, BBL!

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Guns in the Classroom -- Extra Credit Assignments?

Feb. 16th, 2006 | 07:35 pm
posted by: skrew in stratotheorem

Again we find ourselves at the precipice of disaster. Perhaps we will learn from out mistakes, but that is generally without the sphere of human postulation. I think we would all be better of if we all shot one person a day until we're down a couple of billion people, or so. Perhaps if I could somehow place vending machines that dispense bullets in high school cafeterias that would help to solve the problem: Columbine re-visited, baby!

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The Problem of Whim

Jan. 24th, 2006 | 08:23 pm
posted by: darkheave in stratotheorem

Bottom is a sweet fucking deal. Hitting it means you are one step further than life, without being one step closer to death. We all need a state of cultural vacuity in order to foster some kind of reasonable complaint that nothing is as it should be. While people have pizza pops and late night television everyone will be happy -- especially those affuent enough to buy shitty sports cars.

If you hit the bottom, will you come up? Possibly, but hopefully not. That is the key, hope; we must remove it from the equation. Hope implies an ideal. We want nothing of ideals. They're set by whosoever has something to offer them that they don't have the scruples and/or sense to avoid.

I could seriously go for a hard core down at the moment. The depression must have been a wonderful time, although it would have probably been a lot better if people weren't aware they could 'have something more.' What more is there? A steaming turd in your hand.

We don't want to succeed in the face of proxy ideals, we want to know we flourished by our own doing. There will always be winners and losers, but I rather win for myself and not know I was beaten by someone else's agenda. It's very nice that daddy can buy your way into Oxford for you, but that doesn't change the fact that you are an idiot.

The new epoch of the many converging into the one is upon us. Very soon the earth will tip on its axis and everything will be in upheavel. The need for reprise is upon us -- bring the weak down to your own level and kill them on a level playing field. Stratification sustained through might. Bring yourself up by meeting you enemy and reaving his head from his shoulders!

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Another hello, and more goodbyes

Jan. 22nd, 2006 | 02:10 pm
posted by: darkheave in stratotheorem

Well, kids, there aren't enough of you joining, so I suppose I'll have to start filling out the keywords field. I think I may yet coax some other friends along, yet, though.

I suppose most of us can't claim we're as evolved as, say, Hitler was. But then, we don't all eat the sweet, tangy flesh of racioethnic minorities. I'll probably get flamed for that a bit later, but at least it'll make things interesting.

I'd very much enjoy it if you all got into littleloki's post, as it will prove an interesting discussion. Keep it real, kids!

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Jan. 20th, 2006 | 10:20 pm
posted by: littleloki in stratotheorem

Vegans: The new Soylent Green. Thoughts?

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It Begins

Jan. 13th, 2006 | 09:58 am
posted by: darkheave in stratotheorem

Well, by now you're all furrowing your simian brows wondering what to make of this dang-blasted thing. I don't know what to tell you, other than the fact that you are a fucking tool. Welcome to a world of mediocrity. The expanse is not to be traversed lightly -- you all need a sudden and abrupt dose of ass-kickage.

We're only here to fuck with you, anyway. But there are none of us to even do that at the moment. My friends, I enlist your aid.. once we have a user basis then we can recruit others for the insipid bickering over who is the shit and who isn't the shit. Just keep in mind that I *am* the shit and we will be fine. Plus you have a shallow brain basin.

I want you to heed my call, for it is the undoing of your rubicund sickness and the stratification of you worldly ego into a space where you can see in all directions and your thought form is thusly altered so as to navigate with greater efficacy the waters of the world and society. Come over for zoodles and be enlightened.

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